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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:22

Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Washington governor activates National Guard in search for accused killer, Travis Decker - KATU
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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What are some of the greatest marketing disasters in history?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Early humans took a giant evolutionary leap when they started eating meat - Earth.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Tesla’s head of Optimus humanoid robot leaves the ‘$25 trillion’ product behind - Electrek
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Could Mauricio Pochettino leave USMNT for Tottenham?: 'It's not realistic' - FOX Sports
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Wrongly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia returning to U.S. to face criminal charges - Axios
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes